Dr. Whitney Moore, a Very Legitimate Scientist™, researches the best of the best in smoking tech, and she invites you into her lab to "taste every little bit of your favorite strain" with the Genius Pipe. As per usual, she's joined in the lab by her human guinea pig, Mike Glazer, who admits, "I'm here to get high for the money. And to get high."
What's the verdict? Glazer says, "It's like smoking out of Zoolander's phone," and then kicks some Tesla butt by proclaiming, "Elon Musk, take a hike. That's the review of this."
Dr. Moore's main takeaway, however, is that test subjects need to watch what they drink after Glazer demonstrates the worst possible way to treat cotton mouth.