GET Alexander Wang Party Pack Keychains

November 14, 2017

A new keychain might very well be at the bottom of your list of things to buy this fall (above it being, you know, jackets and boots and shit you can wear), but that’s about to change. Enter the trio of keychains from Alexander Wang’s Party Pack collection. A Bottle Opener Keychain of stainless steel, complete with a dog clip, doesn’t just look nifty; it’s bound to get plenty of use. The same goes for the Shot Glass Keychain—its important purpose self-evident—as it poses the question “Shots?” in classic script font. Drinks on you, everybody!

The winner, though, just might be the least practical of the gang—the Condom Keychain—something you didn’t know you needed because it hasn’t existed until now. If you haven’t seen the genius in Alexander Wang yet, this seals the deal. Unlocking your front door, particularly when you’re bringing a horde of troublemakers back to your nest for a proper after-hours fête, has never been so amusing. Ironically, like the bottle-opener, this silver metal wrapped condom is engraved with the now-quintessential, very tongue-in-cheek phrase “no after party.” Yeah, right. Whether for yourself or as a gift for your friend who hates going home, these keychains promise to be the life of the party.

Available at Alexander Wang for $150 to $250.

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