GET Urban Decay Troublemaker Mascara

October 6, 2017

Most girls like mascara and making trouble, among other things. In a savvy move, Urban Decay has combined them with their newest product: Troublemaker Mascara. While waterproof mascara is nothing new (and kind of controversial, as many women hate it for its rubbery, hard-to-remove quality, and others adore it for its staying power), sex-proof mascara is a novel idea—not to be confused with Too Faced’s Better Than Sex Mascara, which simply alleges to be makeup that beats getting laid.

The brand insists: "We tested it ourselves, and it lasted through saunas, snowboarding and sex!" This is credited to a combination of polymers that makes the mascara adhere to your eyelashes in a particularly long-lasting manner, one that includes the ability to make it through a sex romp, whether it’s a leisurely afternoon delight or one-night stand in a dive bar bathroom stall. Who’s to say? We gave it a spin, and while we didn’t necessarily indulge in a full-fledged romp, we can safely say this formula lasts through a wide range of activities, physical and otherwise, without leaving you with raccoon-eyes. Sweat! Cry! Sweat and cry at the same time! It also plumps, volumizes, separates, curls, lengthens, all that stuff, without drying out your lashes, thanks to Vitamin E and panthenol. So it doesn’t have that typical waterproof mascara texture. Also, the light-catching holographic tube looks nice in your cosmetic bag.

Available at Sephora for $24.

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