Some people are blessed with a vision of the future. While that vision is usually incompatible with the reality of time and technology, Cloudious9 seems to have its vision just right with the new Tetonic9 Auto Dispensing Grinder.
With the vibrating power and appearance of a hyper speed spacecraft, the Tetonic9 is lightyears ahead in the world of high stakes grinding. Combined with a self-described “space grade anodized aluminum alloy body, textured grinding grip” and a sleek matte finish, this grinder epitomizes style and function.
To get things started, grab your favorite plant-based THC product and load it between the Tetonic9’s CNC manufactured diamond-shaped grinding teeth. Next, take the top of the grinder for a spin as you grind your herbs into a finer consistency. You’ll know you’re doing it right when you look through the viewing window and see clouds of green. Next, grab your go-to smoking apparatus and get ready to let the good times flow. Flip up the “hidden flip spout,” or the “funnel” in layman’s terms, and press the rubberized button on the back of the grinder. This will turn on your internal LED light and start the vibrating process to guide the ground product into your apparatus of choice. Now that you’ve dispensed the contents from the Tetonic9, turn it off and turn your day on. The rechargeable Tectonic9 provides 60 to 120 grinds per charge depending on your frequency of use.
There’s no need to sacrifice form for function with the Tetonic9. As opposed to the currently common four-piece grinders in which users are accustomed to kief catchers, the Tetonic9 provides the least amount of pieces for maximum efficiency. The vibration motor shakes all of your grind loose while the patent-pending unobstructed internal structure ensures you’ll get access to your entire product every time.
Tectonic9 Auto Dispensing Grinder represents the next generation of grinding tech, and it is available here for $59.99.